My new blog!!

Yes, my new blog!! My brat of a cousin got one just to make fun of me so I decided to get one too.(and if you don't agree with me that he is a brat, one time he bit his mommy.) Well, for these last days nothing has been happening except that my dad finally changed MY CAGE!! A couple of weeks ago, I had a nice cage with dirt in it and then when it was time to change the cage my skinny, peuny dad took away my precious dirt! He had an empty cage with nothing but food and water in it! Anyway, he knew that I did not like it very much so he put something in it, and it was paper! If you are reading, this dad, I hope that you know now I do not like paper in my cage. It is so unfair! Tumnus has a nice, snug blanky to sleep in and I don't have one!(and Tumnus teases me so much about it!) Today, we came to Caracas and on the way here I could have puked! My big, dumb dad didn't put a seat belt on my cage and the cage was rocking everywhere. To add on to it, they were listening to Narnia and it was blaring loud, good grief! Since we are are in Caracas, you are probably wondering how in the world I am writing. Well, I sneaked out of my cage and I took great effort to climb up My daddy's , Grandfather's desk. You know what, I am batting two hours trying to wright, and my dad's brother wants to get on, so see you next time, Tubbo.